FUCK YES

Song of the moment: Some Mexican Mariachi Song from my noisy neighbors who are celebrating someone's birthday ouside. Fuckers will probably keep me up all night.


HOLY SHIT I GOT THE JOB AT COLDSTONE. I'm so excited. I knew deep inside that I was going to get the job, but hee hee! It's still exciting. The owner told us that they get HUNDREDS of applications a month, and he picks out the best ones to just audition for a job.

This is the same feeling a got when I found out that I got the leading role in Sacajawea. I acted all calm and shit while I was on the phone of course, but when I hung up, I fucking WENT CRAZY. I danced and sang and jumped around the house like some crazed idiot. *sigh* It was so much fun. And that feeling--oh, that indescribable feeling--was just so.... wonderful. It actually felt more wonderful than being in love. For me, anyways. I'm quite the cynical when it comes to love.

Anywho, I start my job at Coldstone this Saturday, at noon. I know I'm going to end up forgetting about it, which is why I'm writing about it right now since I read over my old posts more often than I read over my datebook. Hah.

Crap, I need to stop writing in this thing and start doing my homework. Bah. Homework sucks big goat balls. Seriously. I once saw a piece of paper/homework hand-out from my World Communities class do sexual favors for a goat. It was not pretty.

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Inappropriate sucking and humping

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Skipped school

My alarm didn't go off and I woke up at 10:30, so I decided to stay home. My sister tried waking me up around 7, but I didn't listen to her yells because it was way too fucking cold to get out of bed.

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Hah! Too bad I run away every time someone approaches me.

*yawn* I think I might go and take a nap now...

Wheee.. I need a life.

The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?:	No.
Do you party a lot? How often?:	Not really.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:	No.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:	It's toned down a bit from freshman year.
Do you skip classes? How often?:	Yeah, everytime I don't feel like staying.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?:	No.
Do you steal?:	No.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:	What do you mean, "inappropirate"? The vagueness of this question is pissing me off. (Uh oh, I think I may be PMSing....)
Do you drool over celebrities?:	Yeah. Who doesn't? They're celebrities because they're hot and talented (most of them anyways)
Do you watch a lot of TV?:	More now than before.
Do you ever watch the News?:	Every morning before I leave for school.
Do you even care about world issues?:	Yes, but not so much on world/US politics.
Do you read books often?:	Yeah.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:	Huh. That's a good question... (I blame everything on senioritis)
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:	Eh. So-so.
Do you smoke cigarettes?:	Eww, no.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:	I hardly go to the Capitola Mall, and I hardly go to 7-11 even though it's basically right next to my house because they overcharge you on everything.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:	Not really..
Do you cuss a lot?:	Fuck yes. But I can usually control it, especially when I'm at church.
Are you desperate to fit in?:	HAH. It's pretty obvious from my answers so far that I don't care about that stupid popularity shit.
Are you intelligent?:	I guess?
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:	I'm emo, not goth. Hah.
Black eyeliner?:	Yeah.
Black eyeshadow?:	Sometimes, when it goes with my outfit/look of the day.
Black trenchcoat?:	Eww. I would never wear something as gaudy as a black trenchcoat. Talk about trying too hard.
Black boots?:	I have a pair of black knee-high stiletos.. close enough.
Black fishnets?:	Uhh, no.
Black nail polish?:	Eww, no.
Cigarettes?:	WTF THIS QUESTION WAS ASKED ALREADY ROAAAAAAAAAAR!
Heavy metal music?:	Sometimes. My brother got me into it.
Marilyn Manson?:	I like his music. So, yes.
Kittie?:	Girl metal bands piss me off. So, no.
Cradle of Filth?:	I've heard of them, but I don't think I've ever listened to their music.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?:	Perpetual angst.
Do you like to be seen as:	...?
Are you an intellectual?:	WTF WTF WTF THIS QUESTION WAS ASKED ALREADY YOU FUCKING AIR-HEADED MORON WTFFFFF (I'm definitely PMSing...)
An atheist?:	No.
Horrible home life?:	Not "horrible".
Hopelessly depressed?:	Used to be.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?:	Used to.
Self-mutilation?:	I used to cut myself. I have over 130 cuts on my left forearm alone.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?:	I have a pink and black plaid dress that almost got my ass kicked by some hardcore freshman punk with pink and black hair.
Big black boots?:	WTF WASN'T THIS FUCKINGN QUESTION ALREADY FUCKING ASKED?
Mohawk?:	Uhh, no.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:	No. I only have seven piercings, all of which are in my ear lobes.
Loud, confident and opinionated?:	When I'm not being lazy, unspiritied, and sleepy.
Wild hair colors?:	No.
NOFX?:	I have one of their CDs, but I'm not really a big fan.
Rancid?:	No.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:	Uhh, no.
A:	WTF.
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:	The last time I took an online IQ test, my IQ was somewhere around 130-140? But you can never trust those stupid online tests *ahem* They're just for the amusement for the bored.
Do you watch a lot of sports?:	Not really. I occassionally watch basketball, though.
Play a lot of sports?:	Just basketball.
Talk a lot about sports?:	No.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:	Everything I do and think about now a days is everything BUT sports now that I quit basketball and Tae Kwon Do.
Are you arrogant?:	Most of the time, yes.
Are you a male or female whore?:	Yes. I get paid for my services, too. "SUCKY SUCKY FIVE DOLLA! TEN DOLLA I GIVE YOU E-RYTING!"
Are you homophobic?:	No. If the opportunity presents itself, I would love to marry a gay man.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:	Sure?
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:	Oh yeah, that's me right there.
Boobs = yes?:	On men = no.
Parties = yes?:	Parties where all you do is get drunk and dance to hippity hop music like a common whore = no.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:	How about no.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:	*no comment*
Have you ever been on a diet?:	Yeah. I used to be obssesed with keeping my figure and uhh... not eating? But that was back when I was a stupid freshman.
How much did you lose?:	70 pounds. No kidding.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:	It was definitely an eating disorder.
Make yourself throw up?:	Used to. (it amazes me how honest I'm being right now... oh well, whatever.)
Make-up?:	Yeah.
Low-cut tops?:	No.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:	I'm asian, so I'm basically a boy when it comes to having boobs. I don't mind it though, it's harder to run and do sports when you have D-sized breasts.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:	Hah. Yeah.
Giggle a lot?:	I laugh and giggle at everything. I mean EVERYTHING. Even in the times when I got into hit-and-run-accidents (yes, PLURAL), in which I did the hitting and running... and then uncontrollable laughing afterwards.
What's the deal with boys?:	They're stupid about 90% of the time, but you love them anyway.
Thongs?:	I wear them, why not?
Pretty bras?:	I'm too poor to buy bras from places like Victoria's Secret. =\
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:	et al? Is that French? Anywho, I occasionally read Cosmo, Elle, and Vogue. But no teen magazines.
Who's the weaker sex?:	The missionary possition. I mean, how much stone-age can you get? .... OH, you mean gender. huh. I knew that. *cough*
Are you a feminist?:	No.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:	No. Eww.
How often do you shave your legs?:	Yeah. Hairy legs are gross.
How about your armpits?:	Of course.
Are you emotional?:	NO SHIT I'M FUCKING EMO, YOU STUPID CUNT. (okay, I need to stop making fun of emos and me posing as one... except not.)
Especially when on your period?:	HAH. Aren't all girls like that? fucker? I'm definitely fucking PMSing right now.
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?:	Originality.
Independence or Companionship?:	Indepenionship.
Stability or Freedom?:	FREEDOM. (I love that song... by Rage Against the Machine)
Personal or Interpersonal?:	Interpersonal.
Introvert or Extrovert?:	Toughie....
Popularity or Isolation?:	Neither?
Unique or Loved?:	UNIQUE. Fuck love.
Understood or Individual?:	Individual.
You or Them?:	ME. Fuck those posers.

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My audition at Coldstone

Song of the moment: Pain by Jimmy Eat World

After church this morning, I went downtown to Coldstone Creamery for my audition. Four of the other girls that were auditioning are freshman at UCSC, while the only guy that was there is a junior at Santa Cruz high. The first stage of the group audition was to introduce ourselves, talk about our hobbies, etc. The second thing we had to do was to do something---either dance, sing, or whatever---to "get" the attention of everyone. Two of the girls sang and did a funny interprative dance, another girl did a cheer, i forgot what the other girl did, but the guy sang a song. I sang and danced to a song from Monty Python. It goes a little something like this:

I've got a lovely bunch of cocoanuts, stidilidy
There they are a-standing in a row
Big ones, small ones,
Some that are as big as your head...

I don't know the rest of the lyrics, so I substituted them with this as I hopped my back to my chair:

I don't know the rest of the words
So I'm going to sit down now
Thank you very much my dears, adieu

I got some laughs for being a dork, which is a good thing.

After that, we were required to sing a song. Since part of the job is to sing everytime someone tips, he wanted to see if we were willing to sing in front of strangers. Of course, being a performer, singing in front of people isn't a big deal for me. So I volounteered first. I sang a song from my favorite artist, Ella Fitzgerald, called "A tisket-A tasket". The other girls were intimidated by my strong voice, and refused to follow up after me, so the guy volounteered to sing next.

After the singing part, we were split up into two groups of six, and we were to make up a song about Coldstone and to make up some type of choreography to go along with it. My gropu and I came up with a song that was sung to the tune of "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain When She Comes" and it goes like this:

She'll be coming into Coldstone when she comes
She'll be coming into Coldstone when she comes
She'll be ordering a pint of ice cream
She'll be choosing her own mix-ins
She'll be coming into Coldstone when she comes (repeat)

Our choreography was basically us acting like a bunch of hillbellies (spelling?) and we just danced with each other as if we were having a hoe-down or something. We got a lot laughs, which again, was very good.

Anywho, I think I did well in the auditions. (I know I was really vague in describing what happened, but I have only two minutes left on the computer.) The owner/interviewer told us that they need two people to start right away (on Friday), and two-four more people to start at the end of December. Since all of the UCSC girls are leaving for Thanksgiving AND Christmas, I think he has no other choice but to hire me and the SCH guy. Hah. How fortunate.

"My Perfect Man" - a survey

The very detailed Perfect guy survey
Created by Jazzbunny and taken 1715 times on bzoink!
His Look:
Name:	wtf. It doesn't matter what his name is. Fucking obsessive-controlling assholes.
Hair Colour:	Preferably brown. Or black. I'm not too fond of blondes, really.
Hair Style (long, short, bowl cut, cornrows, etc) :	Short and spiked (or just styled all messy and sexy-like). Only some guys can pull off having long hair.
Eye colour:	Brown or green with a touch of yellow.
Age:	Between 17 1/2 and 19 (I'm not really into older guys)
Height:	Between 5'6 1/2 and 6'0 (I'm a short girl. I can't really imagine myself going out with a guy who's a foot taller than me--which is anywhere above 6'3 =X)
Size:	Size? WTF? Uhh, I guess not to wide? asdf
Body build:	Not too fat or muscle-y. I hate big muscles... meatheads freak me out.
Ethnicity:	1/2 Filipino and half white, or half white and half something exotic and not.... white. I like half-breeds.
Glasses?	YES. Glasses are hot. Intelect is hot. And for some wierd reason, glasses are a symbol for that.
Piercings?	Doesn't matter, as long as their entire bodies aren't pierced... and I mean ENTIRE bodies... that'd be a little creepy.
Chest hair?	Eww. As long as I don't see it everyday (especially while I'm eating), it doesn't matter.
big ol booty? or no?	I have enough booty for the two of us. ;)
label	wtf? I didn't know guys carried around labels of what they are as if they were a high-rated brand of clothing or something. LAME QUESTION.
His Mind
in school?	Likes to get good grades, but is not entirely obsessed with getting them. Good morals.
what does he want be/do when he grows up?	Pilot, lawyer, actor, singer, musician, or pornstar. (just kidding with the last one.... or am i? =O)
Can he speak another language, if yes what?	YES. THAT IS UNBELIEVABLY HOT. And it'd be hotter if he spoke three: Italian, French, and Grecian. *drool*
Can he read music?	Yes. My dream man is musically inclined and has the passion for what I like to call, "The equivalent of sex for ears"
Can he read guitar tabs?	Yes. And not only tabs, but actual music sheets.
Can he play guitar?	No, he just likes to read guitar tabs and not actually play the guitar. Stupid question.
piano?	Yes. That'd be hot.
the drums?	Doesn't matter.
some other instrument?	Violin. *orgasms* that's hot.
Can he write music?	Yeah.
Will he write songs about you?	Eh--if he wants to.
Will he write poems about you?	"ditto"
Will he be artistic in some way?	Yeaaahhh.
Will he "blind you with science?"	I would rather not be blinded and just see with my own eyes.
His Style
Party hopper or stay at home?	Stay at home. He's not really a big party-goer. At least, the type of parties where people freak-dance to hippity hop and drink beer and shit. eww.
Straight A student of Drop out?	Mostly A student... probably with a GPA around 3.5.
Does he have a best friend?	Yeah?
is it you?	No, that'd get annoying.
Is he straight or bi?	STRAIGHT. But then it'd be interesting if he was bi... except not.
Religious? what type?	It actually doesn't matter to me.
Virgin? till marriage or till "the rite time"?	Doesn't matter.
Should he be able to bake or cook?	Yeah, since I don't know how.. one of us should learn and it certainly won't be me (at least, anytime soon).
Is it okay for him to have a lot of gal pals?	Sure, as long as he doesn't make out with any of them. hah.
Out-going or shy?:	Outgoing. Shy boyfriends piss me off.
Should he watch chick-flicks?:	Yeah! That'd be hot.
Would he be a smoker?:	Eww. No.
drinking?:	No. My dad died as an alchoholic, and I'm not repeating my mom's mistake in marrying an idiotic guy like that.
cursing?	Doesn't matter. I fucking curse all the fucking time you fucking bitches. Haha.
does he play football(US)?	Eww, meatheads.
soccer?	Yeah, that'd be hot.
baseball?	Eh... I'm not a big fan of baseball. That sport lacks action.
basketball?	Yeahhhh. Of course.
rugby?	Sure?
golf?	Eh. Again with the lack of physical action.
does he drag race?	No. 80% of "drag racers" are just posers.
does he have a "pimped up" ride?	Uhh, no.
Can he surf?	That'd be hot.
skateboard?	Sure.
snowboard?	Uh huh.
Would he have an accent?	Doesn't matter, as long as his accent is real. Hah.
Anything else?	He should like cookies.
You and Him *last part!*
Does he kiss on the first date?:	Yeah.
Where does he take you?	From the movies, he takes me out to the beach or a place underneath the stars where we can talk. Either that, or somewhere exciting--like maybe a concert or a big, local event
Does he pay?	Yes, but he allows me to pay from time to time when I tell him I want to pay (if I have money, that is).
Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies?	Hahaha! How funny, I had that in the answer from two questions ago. Of course! I'd love to do that.
Would he use endearments?	His family, his art, and his thoughts.
Would you hold hands?	Yeah.
Would you ever stay the nite at his place?	Sure.
Would he give you flowers/candy or a big expensive gift.	No big expensive gifts.. but flowers in the right occasions would be nice.
Would he walk you to your door at the end o the nite?	Of course.
How would he propose?	Propose? Whooaaa there nelly, you're going way too fast.
Lastly, after you meet, get hitched, etc. What do u name your kids?	IF we get married and have a daughter, her name would be anything from Greek mythology. If we had a boy, his name would definitely be Orion. (Hey--I love Greek names)
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